1) The Glastonbury festival is a
music festival
New Age festival
performing arts festival

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2) Glastonbury Tor is a hill where
ley lines cross
there is mystical or psychic energy
there is a connection to the legend of King Arthur

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3) To buy tickets for the festival you need to have
good personal and computer connections
a lot of money
a mobile phone

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4) The narrator believes that the mud
adds to the fun of the event
is always a problem for everybody
can be uncomfortable and dangerous

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5) On the first night the narrator noted that
ABBA were the best band
Lily Allen was disappointing
Bjorn Again got the crowd dancing

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6) On the first day the narrator’s best moment was
meeting Ray Davis
the nursery rhyme version of “Days”
the Neil Young concert

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7) The narrator believes he’ll be called the Glastonbury Granddad because
he expects that one day he’ll have children
he’ll bore everyone with this story for generations to come
his children will probably have children of their own